Do you have a question for the magic 8 ball?

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Do you have a question for the magic 8 ball?

by Liz Climo

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It’s an ∞.

Everything is going to be okay for.ever

It’s the progress bar. It’s worse than Microsoft Time™.





Non-magic 8 ball, how many beers should I drink today?

As @frog@feddit.uk pointed out in their other comment:

It’s an ∞.



It’s magic only when used in billiards. Then it will always go into the nearest pocket whenever it moves, making the person breaking in a game of 8-ball always lose.


You’re reading it wrong, it says ‘aight’ which means that yes, everything is going to be fine.


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