Commander Asleep

“That’s just because he’s been up all night shitp- I mean, announcing policy changes.”

“Where were these changes announced? I must’ve missed them.”

“Uh… ^{Truth Social…}”

Sleepy Don

When you have to run for president to avoid jailtime but then you have to sit in on a bunch of meetings you don’t care about.

Still, it’s probably true. In other countries, 79-year-olds get to retire instead of having to grift.

Obviously this is because he has been working soooo hard