the wolves inside me

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One wolf is straight

The other is gay

I am bisexual

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Sexy time with inner self ensues



I have two chimps inside me. They keep flinging shit at each other. And then devour the faces of whoever comes close to them.

Well this sounds like an easy one to deal with if you care

Just trick them into eating each other's faces dude what's the problem man

If you try to trick Laziness, then Hyperactivity eats your face. And vice versa. They claim dibs on fucking with each other.

Yeah but is this one of the monkeys talking, running interference?

More like both talking at the same time. In a huge cacophony.






This should have been the premise of inside out. A kid learning how the world is, having to figure it into their inner sense of the world, and finding out doing so aged and matured them. Doing so well got them respect, but every now and then there'd be fall back, unresolvable problems, and things that upset them and they needed comfort from.

That's a good premise but at this point it sounds like a completely different movie.

The Matrix 5: Heart Of The Swarm.




Solution: wolf airstrike


Have you tried releasing a truck with the 7 ice cold beers? I hear trucks are really effective at stoping deer.


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How do I get hunters inside me?



there are lotka and volterra inside you doggirl-smart


That you, Yellowstone old buddy?


This is Crazy Jane from Doom Patrol.


[the town inside me]


My psychologist told me they were trained in IFS, internal farm systems therapy


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