metarule

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Just saw someone with "use whatever pronouns you use for yourself for me" in bio. I honestly never considered the depth the pronoun metagame could have, we've barely scratched the surface with this shit
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“I activate Pot of HRT, which allows me to draw two new pronouns from my deck.”

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I’m using Counterspell, now you don’t have any pronouns.

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My pronouns are yoink’d/yours

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Instructions are unclear, can I call you mine?

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What’s yours is mine, and what’s mine is ours

I hate you Alfalfa

Note: before the nostalgia hits, fuck Bug Hall

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At least you didn’t steal my username :3

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Dude just wait until I show you nested genders, or Gender View ViewGender models. Gene was right, though he was just trying to sell merch.

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She(She(She(She(Her))))

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Is there such a thing like a pronouns-bomb? And would that be called “pronbombo”?

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If I have to implement one more fucking abstract gender factory so help me god

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Dont worry, I have permission to use this:
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Truly inspiring, if only it wasn’t disabled in game.

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Are your genders object oriented?

Can they be expressed in trinary?

Do they accept NULL or NaN inputs, or do they need to be safely initialized with a sentinel value?

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But the pronouns I use for myself are I/me!

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My pronouns are

function getPronouns() {
    const dateNow = new Date();

    if(dateNow.getMonth()===3 && dateNow.getDate()===1) {
        return "clown/clownself";
    }
    else {
        const timeNow = dateNow.getTime();
        if(timeNow%3 === 0) {
            return "they/them";
        }
        else if(timeNow%5 === 0) {
            return "she/her";
        }
        else if(timeNow%7 === 0) {
            return "he/him";
        }
        else {
            return "void/voidself";
        }
    }
}

console.log(getPronouns());

Please run this code in your browser console before interacting with me to determine my pronouns at that point in time.

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unnecessary else after if with a return statement

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Its a stylistic choice. In this house we turn off no-else-return.

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But why would I use third-person pronouns when interacting with you?

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Void don’t understand you.

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Didn’t you hear, how dare you not call void’, ‘void/voidself’

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i still find it funny to think about the void type as a legitimate data type with a 0 byte width. so you can have

void a;
void b = a;
return b;
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But I use I/me pronouns for myself. That’ll get confusing real quick.

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i don’t think so

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I have no idea who either of us is talking about.

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No I’m Yuu, who’s Mii?

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All this talk about pronouns, I just want to know your adverbs. Mine are Lazily and Slowly.

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Not to be that guy, but those are adjectives.

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what if two people like that talk?

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He/him

Ouroboros gender

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They call it gay and make out

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It’s a paradox, like time traveling to kill your parents.

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i have yet to encounter pronouns as cool as recursive pronouns

The pronouns changing every time they are used comes close though

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Order all pronoun sets by how frequently you think they are applied to me, then choose the second most frequent. That set is today’s pronouns.

I get very angry if you are wrong.

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Our pronouns, comrade

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I’ve heard ‘any pronoun stated respectfully’

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He/him

I liked the way Leslie Feinberg put it:

I care which pronoun is used, but people have been respectful to me with the wrong pronoun and disrespectful with the right one. It matters whether someone is using the pronoun as a bigot, or if they are trying to demonstrate respect.

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Lol mirror/your pronouns is a selection hexbear has

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My pronouns are me/mine.

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The Liar Pronounadox

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Alright, what else do we need to make these Turing-complete?

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i think you need at least a rule for how to infer new pronouns from the old pronouns, and you need a way to jump forward and back in the pronoun stack

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This kind of people are really precious. If you can find some that synergize well with each other you can get a lot of mult.

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I weirdly was ok being called girliepop, and even felt fuzzy. But I think that’s just because a trans person accepted me after a lecture _

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Synergize? Mult? Sorry, I don’t speak corporate.

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Life is, in a word, Balatro.

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My pronouns are the opposite of yours

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I am pro anti-nouns.

Meaning that I may or may not like you, depending on how/what you parse that statement to mean.

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The golden pronouns

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I like to say my pronouns are whatever I look like to you.

I’m afraid it will be interpreted as mean though but I really don’t mind.

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dumb/ass? OK…

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They/She/It(Uppercase)

I’m doing My part! I use capitalised pronouns, like I, Me, You, They, She, and It.

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