The war begins

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The war begins
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Don’t let any of those fertilize you, just an advice.

🖐🏽

  1. Does pollen shoot lasers?

Yes pollen does shoot lasers. But only under very specific, highly classified conditions:

When the sun hits at exactly a 42° angle

When you try to stifle a sneeze

And when at least one nearby bee is emotional

when the tree you’re allergic to is mad at you

Thanks to Sauron they are all mad of us…

do you know where my belt is i can’t find it

“Who put these holes in my belt?!”

“It’s a belt, dad, those are supposed to be there.”

“NOT IN MY BELTS!”

Look in the refrigerator

Does the pollen also have an exhaust port that if hit directly, starts a chain reaction that eventually causes the reactor to explode? 🤔

How do you think Zyrtec works?

that war started a month ago for me

I live in GA where every Spring someone applies that yellow “Mexico” filter to real life. Washing anything outside is pointless for months.