Your mistake was listening to the maoist

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Maoists will be like "this guy is a genius" and u read the shit and it's got insane sections like "a True Revolutionary is never fooled by bourgeois games such as 'got your nose' and always remembers to brush his teeth before bedtime and wipes until he sees no more poop" Like what the fuck is this shit? It happens constantly
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Having been a taxi driver, I can unfortunately tell you that there are men who need to read that last one. Yes, only men.

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I can unfortunately tell you it isnt only men.

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It’s cute when women do it, is what she means.

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She. But no, I meant that it only happens with men in my experience.

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Or you are covering for your fellow women. I know your tricks. The shittening is for all, regardless of race, creed, gender, and species.

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Fellas, is it gay to not be covered in shit?

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According to a pretty large number of evangelical men, yes

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Those “men” were scoring peaches while you drove a cab.😔
We thank you for your service.

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I haven’t read a whole lot of Mao but the only things that really come to mind like this are Long March era things where he’s mainly interested in keeping disease from ripping their army apart so… Yes, wipe your ass for the revolution is sometimes something that must be said lol

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