Would they really?

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The emus already won a war so it would be the Florida mans ended up pergmnt


It’s a little disturbing whether they could successfully breed.

It’s more disturbing that they would try.

Both are the prime example of evolution for their respective environments. If even only 2 can breed, the end is nigh

heard in David Attenborough’s voice


has… has anyone told the Floriduhs or the Australiens about the terrible tale of the humsters?




What is funny is that Australia is kinda notable as the only populated continent on earth without ANY large predators at all.


Some roos will kick your ass without predatory interest, just for shits and giggles.

Large herbivores murder for fun.



The Emu may be responsible for that /j


That’s because everything that’s not a predator can still kill you. Even the shrubbery like the gympie-gympie will try to kill you, maybe not kill but drive to suicide .

At least one fatality and multiple suicides from the pain. Someone wanted to use it in world war two but found it was to dangerous.

shrubbery like the gympie-gympie will try to kill you

That sounds interesting, I wish to learn about it.

one Wikipedia article later

Well that is terrifying.



Well, dingoes probably killed a Canadian tourist a monthish ago and I would call crocodiles at least semi aquatic, I mean they’re more likely to kill me when I’m on land benefits I’m not fucking getting in any water with them in it.

Also the indigenous did us a solid by helping remove giant komodo dragons (yes they got bigger), thylacoleo (actual drop bears) and quinkana (land crocs that can get fucked)


Because the small predator builds are way more dangerous. Fuckin box jellies and spiders man




I live in Florida, It would definitely be Australian creatures. They die quick and stupid around here.

Florida man dies to animals usually by doing something stupid. The emus stared down machine guns and still emerged victorious



Do you want Tyranids?…because this is how you get Tyranids.

GW reference under the AOS picture. 👌



Florida man is literally president.

My money is on the Australian animals all day, every day.


They would be unstoppable



florida man will stick his peninsula anywhere no hesitation


TIL how Melbourne, Florida came to be.


Drop Bear sweap



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