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How many Americans think they could beat Donald Trump in a fight?
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He struggles with ramps and walking unassisted. He’s an elderly man with dementia. I’m pretty sure a gentle push or some uneven ground could end him.
Republicans are so weak!
I was at the atm earlier today and I was waiting in line. It was taking forever and finally I looked up. It was the tiniest old lady and she was struggling. Y’all know me, of course I intruded and asked her if she needed help. She asked if I could help check her balance. Well, she fell right over.
Say what you will but he has factors in his favor: weight class, doughiness, and (absorbent) padding around the groin to prevent cheap shots.
There are no higher order thinking processes running in that brain either, just pure animalistic id. A concussion-inducing blow doesn’t make any difference if those brain cells were already dead.
I mean, yeah, but he’s never lifted a finger in his life.
I’m pretty sure the average adult (male or female) could whoop his ass.
I’m guessing it would take more than one diaper to negate a shot to the family jewels.
It’s hard to beat up an octogenarian when you’re a nonagenarian
I’m weak as shit and I could kick his ass. I’m not even the kind of guy that would say something like this but fuck it, this guy fucking sucks.
I’m 5ft . 40. Not at my peak. But I have a low center of gravity and American thighs that can crush a watermelon.
I’m in. Let’s tag team.
Kick them in the knee and a hit to the larynx should be enough to get them in a spot you need :)
I can come in off the high rope like a champ. Let’s go
I’d relish in kicking him in the kneecaps
Look at the keyboard warrior, says he can beat up the most powerful man on the planet.
Define powerful.
Militarily? Sure. But alone, in a room with no backup. No, he is not “powerful”. He’s a decrepit fat husk of a man who shits himself.
Have you not seen the pictures of him on the sides of RVs at his rallies? He’s shredded.
And don’t forget he has the ghost of Jeffrey Epstein at his back!
I thought Epstein was his fourth level summoning ghost familiar
I think technically it’s a bonded familiar, but you are right
lol. lmao even.
Power doesn’t equal (personal) force. Power is the degree to which people will obey his commands.
Could I match him in terms of force? Absolutely.
Could I match him in terms of power? Absolutely not.
If I tried to apply force to him, realistically, his power would either protect him (as the Secret Service, obeying the command to protect the president, would stop me) or failing that, punish me for my transgression.
And honestly, for all the personal satisfaction, it probably wouldn’t change much about the underlying system. The consequences wouldn’t be worth it.
Sneeze on him from behind and he’ll faceplant.
Apparently the average Republican has seen so many muscle-man AI images of Trump that they think they’re incapable of even that
I mean the
high heelsbone spurs alone have tripped him up several times, publicly. One hay-fever sneeze would be devastating.Just let him punch you, he won’t be able to recover from that.
Be careful not to let him punch too hard, or he may die.
So 66% of Republicans are fucking cowards. Not that we didn’t know that already.
MAGA is My Absolutely Gigantic Amygdala after all.
83% of commonly used household items could defeat this man. Versus a motion activated trash can? Fucker ain’t got a chance.
Dude has never lifted anything heavy in his life. He’s never once taken a punch. He’s soft like 10-ply. I’d be delighted to demonstrate.
I… don’t really know what to think about the 33% of Republicans. Are they unusually self-defeatist? Or do they actually think that this frail old man is really a tough mother fucker?
It’s the latter
MAGAs are cowards at their core, afraid of EVERYTHING, and they always vote for a tough guy to protect them. He doesn’t really have to be a tough guy, they can be weak-ass loser like Bush or Trump, but the MAGAs are such simpering cowards that they think that’s what a tough guy looks and sounds like.
Meanwhile, EVERYBODY else knows he would go down hard with the first punch, tuck into the fetal position and cry. When he goes down, kick him in the ass real hard. Make him blurt out a pathetic painful yelp.
We could eliminate the national debt by charging people money for a crack at him.
After 1 to 2 people, it would just be a version of Slap Dead Hitler
(rumored 1945 carnival attraction featuring a mannequin), more gruesome by the hour. I wonder how Stalin’s preserved remains would fare in the oxygen-rich atmosphere, receiving thousands of slaps each day.
The man can’t drink water
100% of Americans popping off a brisk fart could beat Donald Trump in a fight. The breeze would knock him over, and he wouldn’t be able to get back up. A fence would be erected around him … it could even have his name on it! And he could watch all the people just walk on by, mystified as to why nobody was helping him.
Jake Paul enjoys boxing matches with elderly celebrities
I’m a petite woman and I feel like as long as he wasn’t able to sit on me/fall on me if absolutely be able to, I would like to request a cane however so I could whoop him founding fathers style
Meme version
Epstein’s best friend should not be allowed in the same room as 8 year olds
What if we give the 8 year old a knife and no rules against using it if needed
Well if orangeboi is in the room with a kid, the kid needs it.
What age child do you think makes it a 50/50 fight?
Maybe 10?
4
Is the eight-year-old bloodlusted?
Stimmed
Mitch McConnel could beat Trump in a physical fight, and really should.
I would tear through that geriatric fucking piece of shit like he was made of tissue paper. He’s basicslly a real life Montgomery Burns.
If you can walk all the way around a block you can defeat this man via cardio and never throw a punch.
Anything fast and smart enough to bait him into overextending a kick could put him on the ground in a way he’d have a hard time recovering from. I’ve got a friend with a toddler who could be trained for it in a day or two. My 30lb dog could do it easily if he’d pay attention to the same lessons.
I wish I could say the same but my dogs are dumb as hell and the big one waits for me to go down the stairs while standing in front of me blocking the stairs. He also does this going up the stairs, going through a hallway, doorway, literally anywhere. He is too large to step over and stands at an angle to take up as much room as possible
Donny loses to a tripping hazard, sounds like your dog would still win.
Yes, with both arms zip tied together behind my back. I’m sure I could.
I’m not American but I could take him.
I will just ignore him and he will kill himself out of pity.
ignore this
I do not want to be anywhere near the guy so not really no.
I could with my left ankle tied to my right wrist. Guy believes that working out sapps the finite amount of energy from the body and makes you die earlier and has never done ANY exercise in his life other than golf. He is weak, old and frail. I find it funny they are bringing back the presidents fitness test in his name, and he hosts the UFC on the lawn. Guy probably can’t even do a single pushup. Super hypocritical. I’d also argue I know far more about guns and can shoot far better than the guy the 2A chuds jerk off to.
I’d hold it on the Whitehouse lawn. If trump was in a normal state, I could take him. If he was in a blind ketchup rage, then I’m not so sure.
Maybe if they rolled on top of him
No thanks, I don’t wanna go hand to hand with that stinky motherfucker let alone be in the same room.
Idk if I could. Doesn’t mean I don’t want to.
None 🤔
(Note: not American) I wouldn’t want to get within smelling distance of him, let alone close enough to touch him. Ew.
I mean, fighting a man so physically weak should be a walk in the park
Are you looking for volunteers?