Apple agrees to pay iPhone owners $250 million for not delivering AI Siri

Could I pay them to keep it undelivered?

I don’t want AI siri but I’ll be damned if I don’t get my $3 or whatever

That’s probably an eighth of their marketing budget for these ads. Not a single fuck was given by one of the wealthiest companies in the world.

Sweet I can use the settlement to buy ram or a hard drive. Oh wait……

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Honestly, they can keep the money if they avoid anymore work on “Apple Intelligence.”

Keep it and fuck off

Even if it had existed and replied with an answer, we all know it would be a giant fucking gamble. To rely on it you have to be a giant fucking moron, although who else sings “I am genius” to themselves

$240 million to the lawyers

cool. so we get $25 back on a $1000 phone that didn’t do what they said it would do.

this world, man. this world.

Way cheaper than actually producing the promised product.

They can keep it if they promise to continue not delivering ai Siri.

I am an iPhone user, for 250USD million I’ll pretend to be heartbroken for the lack of AI in Siri.

How much did they make selling incomplete devices?

The proposed settlement would apply to people in the US who purchased all models of the iPhone 16 and the iPhone 15 Pro between June 10th, 2024 and March 29th, 2025.

People who submit qualifying claims can receive $25 for each eligible device, “which may decrease or increase up to $95 per device, depending on claim volume and other factors,” according to Clarkson Law Firm, the legal team behind the class action lawsuit.

Each, or total?