bookwyr.meBart, I don't want to alarm you, but there may be a chop or chopped suey in the house.
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Whydoyouleavethekeyuponthe TABLE !
I always thought the line was โketchup on the tableโ
I always thought it said something about a baby on the table until just the other day I mentioned it to my wife and she was like uh no it says something about keys and my mind was blown, my life is a lie
TABLE!
Iโm SO happy that I knew what that link was before clicking it, even though I know itโs a common reference
I AM THE TABLE!
YOUWANTEDTO!!!
Hereyougocreateanother FABLE!
Back before Adam Corolla fully became the manospheredouche he is now, when love line was a thing โฆ. The day System of a Down came on the show and we finally got the answer to why you leave the keys up on the table.
Those were the daaaaays
Please. Whyโd you leave the keys upon the table?
YOU WANTED TO!
Inquiring minds need to know!
loveline with bored certified dr drew.
core memory unlocked
Back when we seriously thought they had sung a song about The Legend of Zelda.
Link! Fill up your hearts! So you can shoot! Your sword of power!
YOU WANTED TO!
Grab a brush and put a little makeup
Hide your scars to fade away the shakeup
Anyone else seem this version of the song? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0g-7EJYMWH8&t=3
Wake up!
Grab a Duff and put on makeup!
Hide the donuts on the table!
Here comes Flanders with a Bible!
I donโt think you trustโฆ In my โฆ self-righteous Krusty Burger. With free fries. For a limited time.
In Armenia, first you get the sugar, then the kombucha mushroom people sit around all day