Behold: Vent Reznor

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Trent's great-grandfather started the company in 1888, but the family sold it off in the 1960s.

Holy shit you weren't kidding.

I was a 90's kid living in an area with a lot of machine shops heated by Reznor HVAC, it was a favorite bit of triva for us.



Imagine being a tin basher in the 1880s and wondering what your great grandkids would get up to, and it ends up being something your mind can't comprehend

Imagine trying to tell it to him and trying to explain things like "... so then a company named Id invented a game for teenagers to shoot each other over and over..."





Installed with 9 inch nails?


It's got a head line a hole


I wanna cool you like an animal

I wanna freeze you from the outside


Pretty sure it's just a heater homie.



After two hours, a text sent, in all caps: VENT REZNOR

MARK ZUCKERBURG



I heat myself today
to stop the chill
I focus on the warmth
the only that's real

Get you own Pretty Heat Machine at REZNOR'S HEATING, today!

"We'll Heat You and Your Animal!"


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