Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.
Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating vomiting. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police an ambulance”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating vomiting together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.
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A pickle? Close to turn sentient?
I'd be nice to it. Just in case.
I don't think bisecting it counts as "nice"
He'll be the first to die when pickles take over.
I thought it was a teratoma at first but pickle is much more likely.
Pickle Rick?
Refrigerator cancer. Burn it with fire, sorry for your loss.
It looks like the spongebob-health-inspector-nasty-krabby-patty equivalent of an avocado. Probably rotted, tried to sprout, died, and rotted again.
Somehow this makes sense to me.
I was disgusted and really needed to know what this was. Since nobody seems to have answered I did a reverse image search:
spoiler
It's a lash egg, laid by a chicken with an infection in its fallopian tubes.
I was curious as well but regret clicking your spoiler tag
That was more disgusting than I expected. Thank you for your service.
I'm beginning to think this might not have been in OP's refrigerator, at all.
Maybe the infection wasn't terrestrial
wtf I was thinking spoiled artichoke or sth like that. wasn't ready for this. And ofcourse people asked "can you eat lash egg"
That's an egg????? Holy shit, that infection must make chickens' lives painful
I think that tumor has spoiled, check the date.
Chicken cordon bl-eww.
That's a well-done avocado, perfect if you like that extra pungent aftertaste. And also middle taste. Initial taste too.
This would give me beforetaste. I think it already has. 🤢
"You know what? Fuck you!"
necromances your pickle into some sort of horrific picklezombie that will haunt your dreams forever
Pretty sure that's my ex wife's personality
Sir, that is a kidney.
Keeping it fresh in the fridge for trafficking.
Can't imagine how bad the smell is every time the door was opened
twas my mistake to browse this site whilst eating
Pickled xenomorph nutsack
hey, mine looks like that.!
don't judge until you've tasted it.
Hey! I didn't know xenomorphs were allowed to post on Lemmy!
Life... finds a way...
Eldritch bean, not ripe yet.
Looks gross, but actually tastes way worse than you would think.
What the fuck is wrong with your pickle?
Internet says it's a lash egg
That has to take actual years. I am impressed and concerned.
Fuck, flag as NSFW next time
Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.
Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously
masturbatingvomiting. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “callthe policean ambulance”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of menmasturbatingvomiting together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.Hell of a coincidence
Open your mind Quaid
Pickled passion fruit
It's a vape
boof it
your lungs on vape.
If he eats it he will start a zombie apocalypse
Ich hol' schon mal den Flammenwerfer.
HAAAAAANS
Hans hat heute frei.
Please Tag it as NSFW holy shit that's disgusting
Pickled avocado?
Eat it you fucking coward!
A bezoar! Try eating it, it's like uh, magic mushrooms
Mmm. Had to look this up. Good stuff.
An old oyster? Time to bleach everything that's been near.
This seems most likely
Bob
I don't think that's a kidney you can sell on the black market anymore