roses rule

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Tumblr post with valentine's day poems about discovering your sexuality; each on their respective pride flag. "ROSES ARE RED; CLOUDS ARE GRAY; I LIKE THE SAME SEX; OH CRAP IM GAY" "VIOLETS ARE BLUE; AND SO IS THE SKY; I LIKE A FEW GENDERS; I MUST BE BI" "ROSES ARE RED; SO PRETTY GEE GOLLY; BUT SO ARE VIOLETS!; I MUST BE POLY" "ROSES ARE RED; WOOD IS TAN; I CANT CHOOSE A GENDER; I MUST BE PAN" "ROSES ARE NICE; SO IS YOUR FACE; NOBODY IS SEXY; I MUST BE ACE" "I CANT FIND A COLOR; THAT ENDS IN EMMY; I WANT TO BE INCLUDED; GUYS, IM DEMI"
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It's roses that are pink

and orange I like

I only like women

I must be a ..... Just get in the U-Haul.


What is "demi"? I've not encountered the term before.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Demisexuality

Demisexuality is a term used to describe individuals who rarely experience primary sexual attraction.

A demisexual person generally tends to develop sexual attraction after they experience secondary sexual attraction – a type of attraction that occurs after development of an emotional bond.


Hot for the person you like, but you have to like them first. Ie sexual but only if you have an emotional connection.



I will forever despise
rhyming schemes with a pattern
that just goes A B C B.
Use A B A B, you lantern!


The last part doesn't sound forced at all, pattern really is a great word with many rhymes. You lantern.

But for real, this poem just irritates me. Yes, it is far more difficult to actually get a decent cross rhyme working. Still, it is so much more satisfying when it actually works. For example (if you want to keep the roses part):

Roses are complex
I'd love an embrace
Though rather not sex
Because I am ace

(Yes, this doesn't necessarily fit the pattern of discovering sexuality but so do the demi one and the poly one somewhat because liking multiple flowers feels more like a bi/pan analogy in my opinion. But that poem has nearly a good rhyming scheme: [red - golly - violetS - poly]).

This ends with a B

And this with an A

But if this one is C

Then that’s OK



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