It be like that sometimes

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Plot twist: since pic 3 is outside the jail cell, you are just a drunk guard.

“Oh god, why did I drink that 800? I have a double shift today!”

More like:

"I gotta pound this 800 before my shift starts!"

I mean they are working a double, gotta keep the buzz going




Oh that's why the cell is empty



Time travel is easy

Yeah, but only forward in time

Well no one ever said it was easy.




Did anyone else play a game where Old E was duct taped to each of your hands and you couldn't do anything until they were gone? I'm pretty sure the only one who won was the duct tape owner...

Edward Fortyhands?

Is that what the game is called?!? We never had a good name for it...

That's what we called it in college. I think it's a pretty common name for it




We use to race drinking OE 40s. Take one straight to the head less than 30 seconds. If I recall it was like 15-20 secs and it was gone.

You would have excelled at our game.




This yank special brew?

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When you want to get obliterated but only have $3 and no respect for your body or taste buds

Ah. Round here we have Everclear for that. 180 proof straight grain alcohol. It'll peel the paint off your walls at 40 paces and it mixes like shit with everything, but if you need to get a dozen people piss drunk for less than $10 it would definitely get that done.

180 proof

That's 90% for people using normal units




Broke yank special.


I don't know what this is.

Yank special brew is called malt liquor, sits between 5% and 12% abv, and is typically sold in 40oz bottles.

Also called a fotie (FOE-dee) or a lando (because Billy Dee williams, the actor who played lando calrissian also did ads for colt45 malt liquor)

This is 42 ounces?


It's charcoal filtered sun golden malt liquor. It turns your gray skies blue.


Special give you a headache. One of the cheaper brews often called (OE).



Ayyo lets roll to the store, Easy E, so we can buy us some O.E. 40oz

gettin a buzz with the thugz in the neighborhood’s back

But buy you a couple of extra ones for the neighborhood rats

Quick edit: Obligatory


Glad to see other brands using temperature sensitive labels.

Indicates this is being drank at room temp... shudders



Every day I drink O. E. and I don't go to work.


Switch to plastic bottles was a mistake. Just doesn't taste the same. Furthermore it's just depressing, instead of kind of cool as well as depressing, as such were the glass bottles.


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