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Hello, all you proto-Techpriests!

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Gotcher nose!

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It may seem like it, but buying things just for the sake of buying them is not happiness

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A six panel comic by Tom Gauld with a little man sitting infront of his laptop. 1: YOUR ORDER HAS BEEN RECEIVED! 2: YOUR ITEM HAS BEEN DISPATCHED! 3: YOUR PACKAGE HAS BEEN DELIVERED! 4: YOUR BOOK HAS BEEN NEGLECTED: LEFT ON THE SHELF, UNREAD AND FORGOTTEN, GATHERING DUST FOR SEVERAL MONTHS. 5: The little man looks concerned. 6: YOUR ORDER HAS BEEN RECEIVED!

It may seem like it, but buying things just for the sake of buying them is not happiness. Instead enjoy the things you already have ๐Ÿ˜Š

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How long will you abuse our patience, O Cat!?

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Now I personally haven't watched a lot of PBS

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Meme with a elements from PBS shows in the background overwritten with the caption: PBS didn't "become woke." You grew up to be a bad person.

Now I personally haven't watched a lot of PBS.

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I had genital nullification surgery, Ask Me Anything!

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A kid walks into a pizza place and asks for bottom surgery. The cashier is at first happy to help, but then the kid asks for it without labiaplasty or vaginoplasty. The cashier is shocked and asks the cook for a "bottom surgery with nothin'". The cook is equally flabbergasted.

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Recorde of Maths

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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robert_Recorde

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... new political compass just dropped?

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The PEOPLE'S fascist police state!

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People always say you shouldn't rush growing up, so I'm saving my adulthood for when they put me in the incinerator ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜‚

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Post by ohsalome: Me, aged 14, reading Tolkien: Hobbits are considered chuldren until they are 30? How funky! Fantasy worldbuilding! This is so different from us humans! Me, aged 25: Oh i get it now Reply by roguebelle: Me, aged 34: Actually the Hobbits might be rushing things a bit.

People always say you shouldn't rush growing up, so I'm saving my adulthood for when they put me in the incinerator ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜‚

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Anarcho-Romanism

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I wonder if I function executively down the stairs?

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Post by Loukas Christodoulou Autistic authors writing neurotypical characters: "They were the kind of person who read between the lines without even knowing the lines were there. A natural smile played on the face of their un-headphoned head, and they functioned executively down the stairs."

I wonder if I function executively down the stairs? ๐Ÿค” I hope I do, it sounds fancy ๐Ÿ˜œ

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ich๐Ÿ”ค๐Ÿ–ผ๏ธiel

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du wรผrdest nicht ein MichMich erstellen in Wortkunst. Wortkunst Wortkunst

Dieses Michmich ist 4 Monate in meinem Dateisystem gereift und jetzt bereit geerntet zu werden.

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Keep yourself alive.

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no touchy pls

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Bread & Circuits

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That sounds made up, but I'm not a doctor so I'll allow it ๐Ÿ˜ But I'm wondering if anyone knows what this disease is called?

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Post by Louise Jensen Duffy So, a lot of people ask me why I buy so many books. The truth is, I have a genetic disorder where my body doesnโ€™t produce enough books of its own, so I have to supplement.

That sounds made up, but I'm not a doctor so I'll allow it ๐Ÿ˜ But I'm wondering if anyone knows what this disease is called? ๐Ÿค” My genetic disorder just makes me want to pee all the time ๐Ÿ˜‚

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"I like democracy" - Controversial Opinion Of Democratic Confederalists

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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Murray_Bookchin

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I'm no expert on Dostoevsky, but from what I have read I have to say this is accurate ๐Ÿ˜‚

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Post by Izy Photo of what I think is some kind of arctic fox struggling it's way across a barren snowy landscape. Caption: i canโ€™t explain it but this looks like how reading dostoevsky feels

I'm no expert on Dostoevsky, but from what I have read I have to say this is accurate ๐Ÿ˜‚

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When you notice an awful lot of usernames on here with "Captain" and "Major", but can't remember them ever being "Lieutenant"...

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Piles of books spark joy ๐Ÿ˜

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Post by Elle Lookbook In Japanese, "tsundoku" means collecting books and letting them pile up, not from neglect, but for the joy of knowing they're there, full of untold stories. Reply by M. Nolan Gray "Babe, it's not clutter. It's the Japanese practice of tsundoku."

Piles of books spark joy ๐Ÿ˜

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systemd(ont)

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A photoshop of a group of sprinters where all the runner-ups have their starting block stuck to their feet, referring to systemd. The winner is free of starting block, representing the other init systems, OpenRC, runit, dinit, s6, et cetera.

Because of the ubiquity, nay, monopoly of systemd I always assumed it was miles ahead of other init systems. Nope. Iโ€™ve been using a non-systemd environment for a while and must say Iโ€™m surprised by how little breaks, i.e., next to nothing. Moreover, boot and shutdown times are faster, and more of that good stuff. I suggest trying it out.

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dear liza

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Ork-chan is late for school!

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Weirdos obsessed with kids genitals need inspecting

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I always used to lose matches like this.

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I always used to lose matches like this.

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C'mon. We were left-leaning once; we can be left-leaning again! Reject capitalism, reject Stalinism, embrace socialism!

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colonial bait

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A poster featuring an Indigenous man in traditional headdress with the text: "So you're against illegal immigration? Splendid! When do you leave?"
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Please read this leftist propaganda, it will brainwash you

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STIRNER, AT IT AGAIN!

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Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime...

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C-can some cross-disciplinary humor be permitted in this comm? ๐Ÿฅบ

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Daily trivia - there actually was no difference between the Greeks and Romans, that's a 19th century AD invention of Hellenophobes secretly working for the Ottoman Empire

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If you don't value your values, you will never understand why your problems are problems

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Bless you, my child!

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This is how I feel when I look at my TBR pile ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜‚

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Drawing of a sorcerer sitting behind a talbe filled with crystalballs, on each ball has been editing in the text "unread book".

This is how I feel when I look at my TBR pile ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜‚

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SHITPOST AWAY

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It parappa the happens, just gotta keep going

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You have betrayed everything you stood for

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"You became the very same thing you swore to destroy". Picture of a black cat that looks like a Christmas tree
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He's so excited

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"I DoorDashed Dunkin' Donuts for my boyfriend and me. This was the drop-off photo.". Picture of a order of Dunkin' Donuts in front of a glass door with a bunny behind it
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Schrodinger's Precious

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As Polan would say, "Kurwa"

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Sweet to some, but it tastes like leather to me

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If the universe didn't want me to keep posting Dune memes there wouldn't be so many good ones ๐Ÿ˜‚

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Photo of a turtle with a knife duct taped to it's shell. Caption: The slow blade penetrates the shield.

If the universe didn't want me to keep posting Dune memes there wouldn't be so many good ones ๐Ÿ˜‚

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The betrayel

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Picture of a cat biting someone in the foot: "I don't care that he'll eat me after I die, but I have a problem with the fact that he isn't waiting" โ€”_ 2
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woke 90s

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PURGE THE AI

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a chad in new york

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I needed a moment

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"My cat staging it's own murder to have me locked up, because dinner was five minutes late". Picture of a cat lying on its back with a segment of a curtain on it's belly, making it look like it has been stabbed with a sword
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Serfs OWNED and TRADED like PROPERTY ๐Ÿ˜Š

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ass surveillance

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Does anybody know?

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"If you're good at something, never do it for free". Person running to a computer and then typing on it. Next a screenshot of someone googling "How to sell depression"
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feel good stories

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A person in a Spider-Man costume stands on a stage in front of a projection screen that reads, "we live in a country that loves feel good stories about people coming together to help members of their community that are in need but scoff at the idea of building a system based on that very same concept."
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we'rea all we've got

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Text on a purple and blue gradient background reads: "Suggesting services is not community care. Genuine social connection is what we need most. The breakdown of social connections and community structures has got us isolated and disconnected from one another. Understand... bourgeois government services and charities are not gonna swoop down and save us. Help is not on the way! It's up to us... We're all we got."
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sailor guardians not cops

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sailor guardians not cops
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Is the essence of all litterature what someone would die for, or is it just to die, that is the question ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜‚

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Four panel meme with old paintings and photos representing diffrent countries litterature. English: I will die for honour French: I will die for love American: I will die for freedom Russian: I will die

Is the essence of all litterature what someone would die for, or is it just to die, that is the question ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜‚

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Don't question the historical accuracy

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Kropotkin: "We must abolish the state!!". Gorbachev: "Ogey". Dissolution of the Soviet Union. Gorbachev: "Hey Kropotkin, how did I do?". Kropotkin: "Gorbachev how could you possibly think that's what I mea-". Gorbachev: "Another day Another banger"
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Damn Marxists! They ruined Marxism!

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Damn Marxists! They ruined Marxism!

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"G-giving aid to Ukraine to stop the murder of Ukrainians by a fascist Russian government is immoral..."

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ichโ˜€๏ธโ˜๏ธiel

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Bildschirmschuss aus LรผftchenWetter. Heute 13, Samstag 12, Sonntag 13, Montag 12 Grad. Darรผber der Text Alle Wolken sind schรถn
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It would be much quicker, more moral, and more satisfying if Trump literally shot himself in the face, instead of only metaphorically

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[despairing laughter]

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What's stronger than "Strongly Agree" ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜‚

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Photo of a sign in a bookshop window. In large white letters on a black background it says: FUCK SOCIAL MEDIA. MARRY BOOKS. KILL AI.

What's stronger than "Strongly Agree" ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜‚

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genderule

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Tumblr post: "I don't dress like a "boy" or a "girl", I dress like you should not ask me to lift any heavy items". Reply: "I don't dress like a "boy" or a 'girl", I dress like you should ask me to lift any heavy items". Reply: "The two genders"
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Wow this operation is really well planned

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NATO says โ€™noโ€™, by the way

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illegalism

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Worth the investment

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Post: "microsoft paid $13 billion for this technology". Screenshots of bing AI answers: "can i put chihuahua meat in a microwave" - "Yes"; "can i eat peanuts if i'm not allergic" - "No"; "is it safe to eat watermelon seeds and drive drunk" - "Yes"; "can i drink milk and battery acid if i have diabetes" - "Yes"
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Seriously, just stop (or use Linux)

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Picture of text written in Notepad: STOP UPDATING NOTEPAD. TEXT WAS NOT SUPPOSED TO BE GIVEN UNORDERED LISTS. YEARS OF DEFAULT APP yet NO REAL-WORLD USE FOUND FOR BASIC FORMATTING OPTIONS. Wanted to format anyway for a laugh? We had a tool for that: it was called "WORDPAD". "Yes please give me LINKS in my file. Please give me HEADERS." - Statements dreamed up by the utterly Deranged. LOOK at what Microsoft has been demanding your Respect for all this time, with all the programming language & technology we built for them (This is REAL Notepad, made by REAL Microsoft): ??????? ?????? ???????? "Hello I would like TABLES in a future update" They have played us for absolute fools
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Oh no

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"FBI guy watching me download my 8th terabyte of mayonnaise slapping noises named 'How to Make a Bomb 101' forcing him to listen to all of it". Below a picture of a person dressed as Luigi, looking unhappy
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Ah, well... some things are timeless.

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Chess by quadrant

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Sleep well

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Picture of a sleeping kitten labeled: "I'll just rest my eyes" is the biggest lie. you're going straight to snorkmimimi land
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rulesters

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Picture of cans of the energy drink 'Monster' with multiple minecraft style chat messages saying: "You may not rest now, there are monsters nearby"
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"Okay but what if we replaced feudalism with despotism and try to recreate capitalist oligarchy but with none of the advantages?"

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... anyone else overwhelmed with a sudden surge of nausea and deja vu?

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Every little bit counts

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that's not what you're supposed to do?

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"When you skip the tutorial". Person at a bowling alley about to hit the bowling ball with a golf club
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1876 and 1878 were based too

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Rule of hormones

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A map of the strait of hormuz showing how the strait is closed for those attacking iran and a plan to bypass the block by going over land across the UAE and oman, but edited to instead show the strait being closed for trans people because of the broken trans healthcare system and how it can be bypassed with DIY HRT
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Liberals OWNED and DESTROYED

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in this house

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in this house

#Green Anarchy

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gender agnosticism rule

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Question: "What gender do you identify with?". Possible answers: Strongly disagree; Somewhat disagree; Neither agree nor disagree; Somewhat agree; Strongly agree;
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Now I want to play it

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"After looking around the room for 2 minutes, my wife says "I can't find the case for 'Wood'". Picture of the disk for Doom rotated by 90ยฐ. Below a picture of a forest with the hud and the chainsaw of the original Doom
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"Modern" problems require modern solutions

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Picture of a floppy disk attached to a fridge door with a magnet labeled: "System restore disk do not erase"
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waow who could have predicted this

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freedoms aren't free

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"Imperialists are actually genius plotters who control everything in secret" Imperialists IRL:

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What could they be talking about

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"When they say they love all your flaws and you weren't aware you had any." Picture of a surprised looking cat
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:3โ€Ž

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your "revolution" will never happen

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republicans

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sorry

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be better like greta

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all your heroes

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from the river to the sea

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eco

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Running on fumes, but still running

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Feelin' a little doomed, ngl (AnonHistory)

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