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Eggcorn

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corn in the form of an egg. Text: TIL Eggcorn, wet your appetite

TIL Eggcorn

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Anon plays Professor Layton

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Post includes a picture of Professor Layton from the game series with the same name saying: "Select the image which is unlike the other two." Below are three images. One is a red quadrilateral that isn't filled in. The next is a red triangle that is filled in. The last one is a green square that is filled in. The post body reads:"You should be able to solve this"
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horse plinko

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F U N

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F ire that burns down the whole town. U ranium bombs. N o survivors
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Sweet Georgia

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Sweet Georgia
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The pipeline is real

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Typical

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Time to bash Americans again

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Post:"Can someone please tell me why schools in Europe have no security?" Reply:"We have like a whole ocean between us and America... how much more security do you want?"
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Step 1: Delete

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Reddit post in r/blender titled "How do I improve this?" with a picture of a 3d model of a cat next to a bag of cat food. The cat looks nothing like a cat, it has no head, the face is just directly on it's body. It's legs and tail are incredibly stiff and the texture looks like wood not fur.
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Don't gas people

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Well shit

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Tumblr post:"According to color theory, brown has more positive connotations than negative. Brown is associated with nature, stability, and warmth. Also a rich neutral tone goes well with most" Picture of a toilet with a white and brown carpet that looks like someone shit all over it
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All I Want for Christmas Is You

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"THIS IS YOUR WARNING. THE MARIAH CAREY DEFROSTING PROCESS HAS BEGUN" Picture of Mariah Carey in a melting ice cube
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Why does this keep happening

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What a day to have eyes

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Screenshot of a direct message conversation. Person A: Picture of a weird looking cosplay of Bert from Sesame Street "consider this a fucking warning" "Sorry wrong person". Person B: "..." "Who's the right person?!" "Who the hell is the right person?!"
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Belt²

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Directors cut

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Before it was butchered for the home release, the original ultra-widescreen version of The Matrix featured all sorts of important visual information such as Morpheus's third and fourth hands, which offered Neo a clove cigarette and a Rolo
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[OC] Hank Hill Catches Up on Pokémon

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A fan-made picture of hank hill sitting in his armchair in his house, holding up a photo of Rayquaza, a serpent-like Pokémon that is jade-colored. He is looking angry and saying, "Peggy, I'm telling you, these 'New Pokémon' are asinine! A 10 year old is supposed to catch them all, but this one, 'Rayquaza' is an actual god!"
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Very mindful I am

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"Betime mindfulness routine" Picture of a person staring into a extremly bright phone
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