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Your mistake was listening to the maoist

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Maoists will be like "this guy is a genius" and u read the shit and it's got insane sections like "a True Revolutionary is never fooled by bourgeois games such as 'got your nose' and always remembers to brush his teeth before bedtime and wipes until he sees no more poop" Like what the fuck is this shit? It happens constantly
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metarule

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Just saw someone with "use whatever pronouns you use for yourself for me" in bio. I honestly never considered the depth the pronoun metagame could have, we've barely scratched the surface with this shit
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grulep

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A group of queers of all types is a pride. A group of aces is a deck. A group of aros is a quiver. A group of trans women is a code-camp. A group of enbies is a byte. A group of bi people is a tandem. A group of pan people is a panic
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genderule

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Tumblr post: "I don't dress like a "boy" or a "girl", I dress like you should not ask me to lift any heavy items". Reply: "I don't dress like a "boy" or a 'girl", I dress like you should ask me to lift any heavy items". Reply: "The two genders"
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dutch rule

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Picture of a digital train station sign saying: "oepsie woepsie! de trein is stukkie wukkie" we sijn heul hard aan t werk om dit te make mss kan je beter fwietsen owo" Reply:"Blease stop Dutch is barely a respectable language as it already is"
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rule

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Article Headline: "UK's oldest tree is undergoing sex change, botanists say" Post: "if this 5000 year old tree isn’t too old to realize that its trans neither are you"
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Knock knock

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"knock knock" "who's there" "sigh. deez who?" "deez are the voyages of the starship enterprise"
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trickeruley

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Back cat: "My liege, I have not been fed in many weeks. Beseech thee to fill my kibble bowl and allow my starving frame some mercy..." Said liege answers while reading a book: "I fed thee six minutes ago, dear eunuch." Black cat: "Drat."
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I'm not trying to turn your kids rule

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"I'm not tring to turn your kids trans; that's stupid. I'm trying to turn them into socialists. #for real tho! their gender is their business but class struggle is everyone's business"
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roses rule

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Tumblr post with valentine's day poems about discovering your sexuality; each on their respective pride flag. "ROSES ARE RED; CLOUDS ARE GRAY; I LIKE THE SAME SEX; OH CRAP IM GAY" "VIOLETS ARE BLUE; AND SO IS THE SKY; I LIKE A FEW GENDERS; I MUST BE BI" "ROSES ARE RED; SO PRETTY GEE GOLLY; BUT SO ARE VIOLETS!; I MUST BE POLY" "ROSES ARE RED; WOOD IS TAN; I CANT CHOOSE A GENDER; I MUST BE PAN" "ROSES ARE NICE; SO IS YOUR FACE; NOBODY IS SEXY; I MUST BE ACE" "I CANT FIND A COLOR; THAT ENDS IN EMMY; I WANT TO BE INCLUDED; GUYS, IM DEMI"
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Well shit

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Tumblr post:"According to color theory, brown has more positive connotations than negative. Brown is associated with nature, stability, and warmth. Also a rich neutral tone goes well with most" Picture of a toilet with a white and brown carpet that looks like someone shit all over it
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hrulet

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happy ghast by raizraisnpc

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scar floating on happy ghast with cool desert hat

source: https://www.tumblr.com/raizraisanpc/788158306183217152/from-scars-new-vid

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ceiling rule

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Tumblr post: "99% of queer discourse stops right before they define the true difference between bisexual and pansexual!" Reply: "FOR THE LAST FUCKING TIME BISEXUALS GROW FROM THE GROUND PANSEXUALS GROW FROM THE CEILING"
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